Kook

[Tina]

someone posing very hard as a surfer or skateboarder.

someone that goes to every surfing or skateboarding event to hangout, compile pictures, start conversations, and generally be seen with real surfers or skateboarders.

also see: [gayrab]

[Jessica]

A person regarded as strange, eccentric, or crazy.

[Tina]

Kook is a term, most often used by aggro locals, to describe any surfers that:

dont live in the shithole little coastal towns
dont work construction and/or drive old, beat-up trucks
pretend like they can surf when, in reality, they suck-ass
dont follow the rules of the lineup
show up in the lot with a frappachino, excited about 2-footers

However, the term kook has a different meaning to different types of surfers. It is most likely the case that every surfer, at one point or another, has been called a kook themselves and has called other surfers kooks. You dont have to be an asshole local to enjoy this fun, degredating term!!!

[Britney]

a kook is a poser who turns up in the beach car park wearing a top of the range wetsuit and carrying a spanking new surfboard, checks the surf for an hour before actually going in, when it is so obviously pumping, then when he enters the water proceeds to splash around like a drowning rabbit. tip stay at home

[PussyCat]

kook: A person posing as a surfer, or telling everyone that he can bust a snap, bottom turn, or barrel when they cant. Does not know the proper surf terminology or vocab. Ie. uses terms that dont make any sense
Non-kook: A person being honest about their surfing ability. Honestly expresses their surfing ability. Does NOT drop in on other surfers or snake them. Follows the rules of the lineup.

[Donald Trump]

a surfer who inhibits the enjoyment of other surfers. can be done in a few ways:

snake people out in the water.
feel they have the right to put other people down because they arent as good of surfers as others
pick fights with people to make yourself feel superior
dont follow the rules of the water

a kook is NOT someone who is a bad surfer. even if they arent that good, they still might not be a kook if they follow the right rules of the water and show respect for the other surfers. its not about how good you are, its about how much fun youre having.

[Sarah]

(verb., pronunciation köök it) : To make a fool of ones self, particularly infront of others. See also: kooked it (past-tense), kook (noun)

[Gregory]

a [shoobee], [bennie], non-local.. not wanted by [locals]

[Britney]

A mad or eccentric person.