Juan
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The number before two.
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Possibly the coolest name you can have.
The first Juan was born in the badlands of Mexico and according to the legend raised by dragons until the tender age of five at which he, single handed defeated a troop of french invaders by giving them wrong directions that took them into a pit of eternal damnation.
It is also said that, at 15 years of age, he created the cult to kukulkan the feathered snake by taking a snake, covering it with glue and sticking chicken feathers to the poor animal. Kukulkan is still worship at Yucatan up to the present day.
The story goes on to tell incredible feats that would make Hercules himself look like a kid.
The funniest part is that he died killed by a coconut while taking a nap under a coconut tree (of course) at the tender age of 78. -
Juan is a sweet good looking guy with a nice personality, but can be a sarcastic prick sometimes. Juan can be pretty dense, and freaking weird too! also gets angry at the smallest things But is very smart and great to talk to when your sad and need a shoulder to cry on. Juan is also the type of guy who can pull off the nerdy look and make it sexy ;) knows how to treat women and is known for being a VERY cute son of a bitch! Stubborn as fuck though! HAHA. and because Juan is mexican he is an amazingly sexy dancer! ;D but is shy and quiet so hes not easy to talk to. And his smile is even sexier!!! he loves reading and writing poetry, making music, and nature and isnt afraid of being sensitive making him a a real romantic! and his kisses are soft and gentle and when he says something he means it so in other words Juans the perfect bf! mmmmuah ;* hahaha If you ever catch a Juan, ladies, NEVER let that boy go!!!
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Super delicious male humanoid. And incredible in bed.
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smarter than the average american and able to last, please and continue pleasing the american female thats why you see more juans than johns with american females HAHA
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Spanish name most closely related to that in English as John. Popularised in the west by the Johnny Depp film Don Juan, the name Juan strikes fear into the hearts of lesser men. Translates loosely to man with everything
Pronounced differently than expectedJuan -> hhh-wa-n
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The most adorable boy you will ever meet. Hes a huge dork and you will love him forever if you meet him. Hes basically completely perfect. Hes a real guy with real feelings and will know how to make you smile on your worst days and feel like youre worth way more than you think. The only thing is hell make you worry nonstop! You will never want to leave his side.
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Juan is the Greek and Latin word for master. of Elissa and matt not to mention Kamal. Juan is a name of a master/pimp he is Damiens master and pimp and also Marys PIMP. Juans usually have a slave named Phil. Juans are also chick magnets.
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Four simple words. Best guy out there. Hes one of the most amazing guy out there. Hes adorable,cute, dorky, can be the sweetest guy, and just plain hot. If you happen to meet someone like him you should consider yourself an extremely lucky girl. Hes a person you will and can call your best friend, he will always be there and will go through so many obstacles just to stay with you, and thats what makes him even more great as a person. He is perfect. He can be gentle and will always have that sexy side to him that will make you fall madly in love with him. Juan will make your bad day into a great day with just one simple smile from him. He will make you feel like the only girl in the world that matters. No matter what, hes worth sticking to in any situation. I know I am and I will. <3
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A Sweet, Nice, Easy Going Guy, Middle Name is Usually Luis. He Tends to Get Jealous Easily When in a Relationship, Specifically Over Band Singers and Celebrities. He is a Great Person That Would Be Very Missed Once They Are Lost.
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Juan is one of the best people you could meet. His personality is one of a kind. Hes one of the funniest people. He can be sarcastic and stubborn at times. Hes smart and understanding. Hes there for you. He knows how to treat a girl and make her feel special. Hes a [jealous guy] when in a relationship only because hes afraid to lose you. Hes romantic and will go through so much just to [stay by] your side. Hes a guy with real feelings and will know how to make you smile even on your worst days. Hell make you feel worth more then [what you think]. Youll never wanna leave his side. Juan is basically perfect.
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