Hummer
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More than a blowjob; its when a girl actually hums (thus vibrating her lips) when her mouth has encased your engorged [penis] or [balls].
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- A civilan version of the military vechicle Humvee. Hummers are produce by the General Motors Company. Currently there are two versions H2 and H1.
- A Blowjob when the girl hums during the BJ
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n. what you and all the other [soccer moms] will have to start doing to pay the gas bill for your [ginormous] [SUV]. Pucker up, [beeyotch].
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A [blow job] which incorporates a gentle humming while performing the duty to increase stimulation.
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A dick magnifying four ton metal phallic symbol.
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No, not the SUV, an extremely pleasureable type of oral sex which involves the female humming to create a vibrating sensation in the penis during oral sex.
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A hazard to the road that puts the drivers of smaller vehicles at serious risk in case of an accident with one of these monsters. Seriously folks, I drive a 96 2 door Pontiac GrandAm. What the hell do you think would happen if I got in a wreck with a Hummer!? Gets about 9-12 miles per gallon, and big rich men with sunglasses talking on a cell phone can be frequently seen driving them. Occasionally you will see the top of a womans head over peering over the dashboard and two skinny arms reaching up to the wheel.
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Global Warming in a day
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A completely worthless gas pig piece of crap. A status symbol built for armchair soldiers and idiots who are trying to look cool.
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A stupid ugly piece of shit of an SUV driven by brain-dead soccer-moms and pathetic richboys whod crap their pants if they ever drove off-road. Some are even given dubs and other idiotic crapola. Usually these pieces of shit can be found in the parking lots of malls and starbucks.
A blowjob
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A [blow job] which incorporates a gentle humming while performing the duty to increase stimulation.
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One who, or that which, hums; one who applauds by humming.
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- Even better than a blowjob, its when the person actually [hums]/vibrates their lips while their mouth is around your cock.
- One of the least [fuel] [efficient] vehicles on the Earth.
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A hilarious name for oral sex. Often used [as a joke], when people think [the Hummer] H series [vehicles].
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[See] the vehicular [definition] of [FUV].
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When in an engorging BJ, the [BJer] hums, creating a slight vibration in the lips. No comparison to a normal BJ when looking at pleasure.
A un-godly large box of a SUV, said car is a gas guzzler, most of the owners are not indeed off-road inthusists, but just rich upper class Men who work at insurance companies. Most men who own Hummers have never actually taken it off the pavement, the only place it is usefull is military and [off roading].
([Hummered]) When a sports mom is hit by shock at the enormous [gas bill], after driving her gas-guzzling SUV or minivan, paying for the .70/gallon 12 mpg vechicle.
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- A civilan version of the military vechicle Humvee. Hummers are produce by the General Motors Company. Currently there are two versions H2 and H1.
- A Blowjob when the girl hums during the BJ
@Becky HMMMV
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a brand name for a type of four-wheel drive vehicle that is very wide and strong
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I used to motorboat in the pool when I was a kid but I thought hummer was when you licked someone's ass but I always knew it had something to do with rings. This is really nasty
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Hummer is a brand of pickups and SUVs that was first marketed in 1992 when AM General began selling a civilian version of the M998 Humvee. Although discontinued in 2010, Hummer returned as a sub-brand of GMC in 2020. In 1998, General Motors (GM) purchased the brand name from AM General and marketed three vehicles: the original Hummer H1, based on the military Humvee, as well as the new H2 and H3 models that were based on smaller, civilian-market GM platforms.
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