Goose

[Sarah]

A verb, which means to grab someone between their butt cheeks and to squeeze, almost with an intent to hurt, although it is often done in a joking, playful manner between friends. The most common way to goose someone is with the fingers and thumb of one hand. The fingers grab from the bottom, and the thumb from the top. Then, in an upwards, and squeezing motion, you goose them. It is normally done while the receiver is wearing clothes, although there is no reason why it couldn't be done without clothes.

[Jessica]

A ram is a ram, a donkey is an ass, and a ram in the ass is a goose.

[Little_Girl]

A highly territorial bird, a nuisance around parks, if you get too close they will hiss and chase you away.

[Jessica]

Rubbish, crap, a bad deal, a rip off

[Tina]

Any action involving poking or proding of ones buttocks as if you are being snapped at by a goose.

[Donald Trump]

the drunkest, dumbest, most absurd person at the party

[Mark Zuckerberg]

A term of endearment to a close buddy. Either when they are being silly, or when you are trying to get their attention.

[Becky]

To goose; to wingman until youre no longer required as a plot device to only then disappear in a blaze of glory, the fodder which is left in your wake has been goosed.

[Sonia]

Goose
/go͞os/
verb
1.
To awkwardly walk away from a conversation you no longer want to engage in.

[Justin Bieber]

The act of forcing your index finder up the clothed anus of a friend or stranger, so that they cry out like a startled goose, the word goose must be said before the action takes place

[Donald Trump]

A large waterbird with a long neck, short legs, webbed feet, and a short broad bill. Generally geese are larger than ducks and have longer necks and shorter bills.