Foodie

[Donald Trump]

A douchebag who likes food.

[Little_Girl]

A dumbed-down term used by corporate marketing forces to infantilize and increase consumerism in an increasingly simple-minded American magazine reading audience. The addition of the long e sound on the end of a common word is used to create the sensation of being part of a group in isolationist urban society, while also feminizing the term to subconsciously foster submission to ever-present market sources.
Though the terms gastronome and epicure define the same thing, i.e. a person who enjoys food for pleasure, these words are perceived by the modern American consumer as elitist due to their latin root forms and polysyllabic pronunciations.
Also spelled foody

[Jessica]

A person who has no actual interests or hobbies.

[Sarah]

A proletarian or member of the middle class who occasionally eats quality food, often of the type enjoyed by the higher classes but sometimes exotic food of foreign lands. What the foodie calls gourmet, the upper class or upper middle class will simply call food. Foodies often enjoy displaying their knowledge of food, which they must acquire since they must prepare it themselves, not having the finanical means to regularly have others prepare it for them.

[Rihanna]

A fat kid pretentious enough to think up a special word to describe their desperate longing for anything to shove down their face. Theyll often claim to be food enthusiasts or to have refined tastes, but theyre usually lying.

[Sarah]

A politically correct term for a fat person.

[Ernesto]

A Hipster who tries to impress others of his or her taste in exocitic food but hates the taste of whatever isnt a [casserole] because they dont want to loose their image and be [labeled] [a normal person].

[Tanya Shivari]

Someone who thinks they know [all about] food and [cuisine] but they actually [dont know] shit.