Fleshlight

[Britney]

Shaped like a flashlight, but you have sex with it. Made for male masturbation.

[Tina]

a sex toy for men. there are four parts: a sturdy plastic case shaped like a flashlight, an end cap to control suction, a lid to close the fleshlight when not in use and the insert itself. the insert feels like those gooey toy things that stick to surfaces and come in 25 cent bulk vending machines.

[Mark Zuckerberg]

the top selling male masturbation tool. it consists of an outside case which is shaped like a large flashlight, and an inner insert which comes in a variety of colors, orifices, and internal textures

[Donald Trump]

An incredible highly recommended males sex toy that really DOES feel like the real thing.
It never has a headache, you cant get it pregnant, its never that time of the month, its always in the mood, doesnt gripe at you for leaving the toilet seat up, doesnt nag you for leaving your underwear on the floor, doesnt care if youll respect it in the morning, doesnt need to cuddle afterwards, doesnt care if you bring home another girl, it cant give you crabs or the clap, and you dont have to worry about it divorcing you and ripping your testicles off through your wallet.
If only it could cook, do dishes, and iron, women would be out of business.

[Tina]

competition for women, feels amazing usually because even if it get loose you can always buy another one. And it comes in three different forms - anal, vagina and blowjob! There are also new toys called an artificial vagina.

[Sarah]

A person, typically a woman, who is only used by a sexual partner as a disposable object with which the user may do as they please. Just like a real fleshlight they are mainly used for pleasure, an advanced form of masturbation that is like sex in every way except that it is not interactive, more just the user doing as they wish with their fleshlight. This person also serves as a container to ejaculate into or onto as the user sees fit.