Fashionably late

[Rihanna]

The refined art of being just late enough (5 minutes or so) to give the impression that you are a busy, popular person that was held up with other business.

[Britney]

Depending on the type/style of the event fashionably late can also range from 5 minutes (to a dinner date or a small gathering) to 45 minutes-1 hour (21st parties [please note that there are also varying categories of 21st parties and discretionary judgement must be exercised]). This time frame, or cushion, allows enough other people to have already arrived so that it is not only the birthday person and their parents in attendance and also conveys the possibility that you have come from a previous engagement (please refer to above definition).

[Britney]

When you show up to a party late, so everyone will think you have a life.

[Sonia]

This is, in fact, an impossibility. Any scheduled time is by its very nature a recipriversexclusion (a number that is anything other than itself) and it is therefore impossible to be late.

[Britney]

When cum/semen seeps out of ur limp penis 5-10 minutes after masturbating

[Sarah]

To be dead having departed this earth in a manner or with timing that fits the current zeitgeist.

[Becky]

Fashionably Late ,is when you show up to a party 5 minutes late with a Super Model stuck on your cock.......

[Tanya Shivari]

The opposite of cumming too soon (premature ejaculation); when a guy is more than able to satisfy his broad by making his deposit late into the fuck fest