Fark
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Cyber-plaza where stories, comments, individuality and creativity are promoted.
Hang out for sociophobes, psychopaths, perverts, losers, [4ax0r]s, [l33t]s, kittys and Admiral Ackbar.
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A substitute for profanity, esp. fuck, mostly in places where profanity is filtered/prohibited
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A not-news clearing house
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to make a website unavailable by sending massive amounts of users to it see [DOS]
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An exclamation, mostly used instead of the word fuck.
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When a dog barks and flatulates simultaneously.
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Fark isnt an acronym. The word Fark symbolizes news that is really Not News.
Fark as defined by www.fark.com
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Fark: the Australian national bird call.
It was the plaintive cry of the crow adopted by the original inhabitants of Australia as their clarion call.
It was borne on the wind, through the trees, down the beach and across the water at the landing of the First Fleet. It was there at Gallipoli, Flanders, Kokoda and Khe Sahn. It rode with Breaker Morant and froze with Douglas Mawson; it flew with Kingsford Smith and Andy Thomas to the end of the earth and beyond; it ran in beside Keith Miller at Lords and texted Shane Warne in Durban; it raced up into the stands with Pat Cash and soared above the pack with Gary Ablett; it shat on Don Bradmans cap.
It’s been there in disappointment, shock, elation, amazement, pain and anger.
It’s breathed character into the language of every sporting field, workplace, farm, back-yard shed, school, public house and parliament.
It’s brought life to literature, books and magazines, the common touch to theatre and moving pictures; was immortalized on the flickering blue screen by Graham Kennedy. -
The act of accidentally getting your own cigarette smoke in your eye.
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Having sex in a public park.
Fucking in a public park.
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