Assburgers

[Couch Potatoe]

A play on the word aspergers, a minor version of Autism characterized by social isolation and other odd behavior. Also very funny to yell.

[Donald Trump]

Unlike its distantly related cousin and professionally recognized medical disease, Aspergers Syndrome, assburgers is when someone claims mental defect (that they probably dont even have) as an excuse for socially inept or unacceptable behavior. The term assburgers is commonly entered as a mocking rebuttal on Internet forums whenever someones tries to evade (using mental defect as an excuse) being called on for poor behavior.

Assburgers can also be used to describe anti-social or otherwise retarded, socially inept, or offensive person(s) or groups of people who are tolerated, even welcomed within a particular group, because the host(s) lacks courage or incentive to stand up for moral principles to kick them out.

[Dave Paprocki]

Assburgers is a fictitious disease which usually affects delusional script kiddies on a global scale. Assburger candidates have usually committed cyber related crimes and upon being arrested claim assburgers as an escape mechanism. This escape mechanism usually fails.