Bros before hoes

[Couch Potatoe]

The unwritten law that your [bros] (male friends) should always become before [hoes] (female with whom you are/hoping to have a [relationship] with). Most used as a trump card by your bros when they feel you are becoming [whipped] or that your hoe is a [slut] and a [bitch].

[Tina]

A term used between male friends when one of them has become a whipped pussy ass bitch over a girl who in most cases is a tease. when this golden rule is forgetten, the friendship and even brotherly bonds that are shared between the bros can be broken down. Remember, take care of the bros, and theyll take care of you. The high school fling will end and six monts later, no one, not even you, will remember it, but your bros will still be there, untill the day you keel over and die. In other words, unless you plan to mary her, hang with the dudes, and if you do plan to marry her, shell understand if you say you made plans with your friends; and if shes not a bitch shell get over it. if she gets pissy shes not worth it and most likly klingy.

[Tanya Shivari]

the law stating that always keep your buds before the significant other.

gotta keep the priorities straight, yo.