Blastoise

[Rihanna]

One of the great water pokémon, fully equipted with a duel hydro pump. He must have a HUUUGE BLUE COCK!

[Sonia]

A form of sexual intercourse, when you put two water gun into a womans vagina and anus and blasting her.

Note: water guns can be replaced with male peniss

[Sonia]

An awesome Water type pokemon quipped with dual pumps. Its hydrop pump is capable of piercing steel. Also has a hard shell.

[Mark Zuckerberg]

When someone is very inebriated, to the point that being a Pokemon makes complete sense.

[Sarah]

Verb used during a game of Super Smash Brothers Melee when a Blastoise is being used to Pwn someone see Pwn

[Britney]

When you vomit and diarrhoea at the same time,

[Tina]

When you piss in her eye while screaming BLASTOISE USE WATER GUN

[Couch Potatoe]

The sexual act in where a man deprives himself of any sort of sexual activity for 3 months for the sole purpose of saving up sperm, then, with hes with his main biddie, he busts it all off on her face like a hydro pump!

[Tanya Shivari]

A personality of someone during the act of sexual intercorse that likes to ejaculate all over the place during sex. A blastoise is also a water pokemon so water and semen are closley related. Therefore when Blastoise uses water cannon, the males dick uses semen cannon.