Muff cabbage

[Tanya Shivari]

Its a Jersey thing.

[PussyCat]

A huge, gaping maw of a vagina with not only inner and outer labia, but several folds of skin in between said labial regions, resembling a cabbage; quite possibly smells like old rancid cabbage as well.

Non-sensical term coined by South Parks episode called Its a Jersey thing. Mostly uttered in anger.

[Becky]

a negative term for female genitalia, specifically an unpleasant-smelling vagina, covered by an excess of pubic hair

[Little_Girl]

A term used by people from the [Jersey Shore] in [South Park]. A derogatory term, meaning someone who has a dirty, overfucked [vagina].

[Justin Bieber]

A variation of muff garbage. It is a mix of lint, pubic hair, and used toilet paper stuck in an unwashed, or dirty vagina. The mixture can get caught in the back of the throat when going down on an unclean vagina. Can cause gagging or choking.

When the word garbage is pronounced by jerseyites garbage actually sounds like cabbage.

[Couch Potatoe]

(muff gar-bage) NOUN
Vulgar term for a womans horribly overused, flappy, gaping, pungent, bacterial-vaginosis infested vagina.
Instead of saying muff garbage, clowns from New Jersey sound like theyre saying muff cabbage because of their ridiculous accent. Coined by a recent episode of South Park entitled Its a Jersey Thing in which they make a parody of the useless wastes of life who appear in the show Jersey Shore Which should never be watched by anyone. Ever.

[Tanya Shivari]

Nasty pussy; can be stinky but usually well shaved. As legend goes at one point it was probably a delicious vagina but overuse caused it to become a mess; a vagina that cannot be licked much less fucked. A total waste of pussy.

[Mark Zuckerberg]

Muff cabbage is a dish that originated in Scotland. Its made by stuffing cabbage leaves with meat, cheese or vegetables and then rolling them up like a burrito. The cabbage is then cooked and served hot, often with a fried egg on top. The dish is believed to have been created in the 17th century as a way to use up leftover cabbage. Its also said that the dish was named muff because its a traditional Scottish dish that is often served with muff bread.