Bases

[Becky]

baseball as a sexual metaphor
Going up to bat: Attempting
Bullpen: Foreplay
1st base: French kissing
2nd base: Above the waist
3rd base: Below the waist
Home Run: Sex
Grand Slam: Four times in twelve hours
Foul Ball: Ass sex
Strike out: Not getting it up
Line Drive: One night stand
10 Run Rule: Finishing on your own
Pop fly: Stealing virginity
Bunt: Pre-mature ejaculation
Gapper: Easy lay
Bases loaded: Threesome
Third base coach: The person whos filmming
Stealing bases: Rape (rape is bad)
Double/Triple play: Multiple Orgasms
Cup: condom
Steroids: Birth control
Error: No Orgasm
Broken Bat: Broken dick
Extra Innings: Four times in a row
Bench Warmer: Peeping Tom
Bat boy: [Fluffer]
Field: Heartshaped bed
Dugout: Back seat of a car

[Mark Zuckerberg]

the fours Fs

1. French
2. Feel
3. Finger
4. Fuck

[Becky]

first base-making out
second base-gettin felt up
third base-giving head,hand job,etc
home run-sex

[Mark Zuckerberg]

Theirs many verisons but all together they usually come to be the same at one point.
First Base- Frenching
Second Base- Feeling
Third Base- Oral sex, Fingering, Giving Head, Hand Job,...Etc...
Home Run- Sex

[Tina]

Stuff thats fun

First Base is kissing with tongues, French
Second Base is groping, Feel
Third Base is giving/receiving oral sex/handjob, Finger
Home Plate is the fully monty, Fuck
So remember...
French, Feel, Finger, Fuck

[Little_Girl]

Sex Bases

In relation to baseball, these terms are used as describing how far someone has gone with someone sexually. 4 Fs.

1st Base: French (Makeing-out, french kissing)
2nd Base: Feel (getting felt up, feeling eachothers genitals)
3rd Base: Finger (fingering, blowjob, handjob ECT)
Home Run: Fuck (AKA: Going all the way ie: having sex)

French, Feel, Finger, Fuck.

[Britney]

1st: kissing, making out
2nd: feeling up, above the belt
3rd: Hand job, touching below the belt
Short stop: blow job and such
home run: sex

[Couch Potatoe]

The things a runner must touch in order to get a home run in baseball. Quite frankly, Im surprised that you dont know this. Baseball is Americas favorite pastime ;).