Bitch please

[Becky]

A response used when someone says something stupid or when somebody tries you.

[Justin Bieber]

Expresses incredulous disgust, usually in reaction to a statement that is incredible, false, or otherwise outrageous. In some cases, it can also be used to repell a minor annoyance such as a [ho], a [cracker], or especially a [tool] that wont [step off] from [all up in your grill].
When used as an adjective, bitch please describes a quality such that one knows the subject is immature, stupid, or takes its outrageousness too seriously, and yet is somehow still viscerally cool. A good example of the feeling one might get from a bitch please situation would be [bitch-slapping] a [motherfucker] again and again at a large social gathering, and then finishing the [beat-down] by [fadonk]ing him in front of his grandparents.
Note: because of the origin of bitch please amongst inner-city prostitution rings, it always carries a connotation of violence. If you hear bitch please, somebody is going to get [owned].

[Rihanna]

a phrase originally used by pimps in the 70s used to express disbelief and authority towards one with the audacity to try your ass. Also said to stupid people who dare try you

[Couch Potatoe]

Used to show that person that what they are asking,saying, trying to do, or doing is complete retard and unresonable in your opinion.

[Tanya Shivari]

When this woman is going all nuts saying bullshit you say bitch please!; A way of saying to someone theyre full of it.

[Mark Zuckerberg]

A word used when someone says something stupid or something like that.