Ricer

[Sarah]

(Ricer: from the latin word Ricarius meaning to suck at everything you attempt)
A person who makes unecessary modifications to their most often import car (hence the term rice) to make it (mostly make it look) faster. The most common modifications are (but not limited to):

Huge exhaust that serves no purpose but to make the car louder
Large spoiler on the back that looks like something Boeing made for the 747
Lots of after-market company stickers they dont have parts from, but must be cool
Expensive rims that usually cost more than the car itself
Bodykit to make the car appear lower, usually accented with chicken wire
Clear tail lights and corner signals
A performace intake- a tube that feeds cold air to their engine usually located in areas of excessive heat (behind or on top of the engine)
Most of these riced cars (a.k.a. rice rockets or rice burners) are imports; Honda Civics, Accords, Integras, CRXs, RSXs, Del Sols Mitsubishi Eclipses, Lancers, Subaru Imprezas, however there are some domestics such as Chevrolet Caviliers, Dodge Neons, Ford Focus; small, slow, economy cars designed specifically to go slow. Please note that some Supras, Skylines, WRXs and other higher performance imports are designed to go fast, and are therfore not always considered rice. It really depends on the severity of the case.

The ricer attempts to make their car performance by adding the modifications listed above. These ricers are not confined to any one ethnic group or color, however different ethnic groups are known for certain styles.

[Becky]

Any oriental import car that has been modified for no real performance gain.

[Tina]

Ricer - Any person who adds tasteless modifications to a perfectly normal automobile.

[Tanya Shivari]

When a moron (see: retard, dumbass) decides to take a car (foreign or domestic) and tries to make it look fast. The car will not really gain any hp or performance, but it will gain numerous stickers and yellow paint. It can be identified by one of the following:

The sound of a loud fart in a coffee can.
The yellow blob with a bookshelf on the trunk that is 1/4 mile behind real cars.
A Honda that has performance mods such as stickers, seat harnesses, and a fire extinguisher in full view (just in case the things catches on fire when it hits 40 mph).
A driver who claims his car has 100hp per liter but will not fess up to the fact that his car has a total of 43 ft/lbs of torque.

[Justin Bieber]

any person who spends more money to make their car look like it goes fast than they spend on actually making it go fast.

Usually people who try to get into the import tuning scene after watching the fast and the furious a few too many times. Not necessarily anyone who goes and buys a bodykit, because a few of those actually do decrease drag, increase cooling, etc., like veilside and stuff, just crappy ripoffs that dont do a damn thing except maybe increase downforce, but if you have a FWD car, a spoiler is just gonna make you go slower. Also, if you have any idea how cars work, youd realize that there really is no point in making a car look fast if it cant go fast, and if you dont understand how cars work, or dont care, you have no business even pretending to be a part of the tuner scene.

[Becky]

Ricer =
usually 16-24 years old, that spend more money untastefully modding a car, than its even worth. e.g humongous aluminum/fiberglass spoiler, cheap, oversized fiberglass bodykit, clear rear lights, obnoxious exhaust and oversized exhaust tip, 500 sponsor decals/stickers of performance parts they dont even own, flame vinyls/paint, etc etc
not a ricer: tasteful/light body modifications which maintain the cars sleeper look, more money invested into the engine rather than aesthetics

[Rihanna]

Someone regardless of ethnicity with any vehicle regardless of type that put money into the cosmetics of their vehicle instead of performance and treats it as though it will beat anything it up against.

[PussyCat]

Any of a number of persons, usually young males, who place numerous cosmetic enhancements to a vehicle in the belief that such enhancements will add performance to their vehicles. These enhancements include but are not limited to:

Incorrect badging
Insanely large exhaust tips (5 in diameter or greater)
Spoilers

[Donald Trump]

The process of taking an import car such as a Honda Civic, putting a fart pipe on it, spoilers and some stickers. Then you drive it around town flooring it out the corners, vainly beleiving people think youre cool and have driving skills.

[Couch Potatoe]

A utensil with small holes through which boiled potatoes or other soft food can be pushed to form particles of a similar size to grains of rice.