Blumpkin

[Sarah]

The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump.

[Donald Trump]

Receiving a Blow Job while taking a shit. If done to perfection, than you will die. If both cum and shit excape your body at the same time, then yes you die. If you dont believe me try and find someone who has.

[Sonia]

to recive a blowjob with defecating (taking a dump) The best of two worlds. This is universal, I cant believe it wasnt in here before!

[Tina]

The act of a female drawing a male phallus into her mandibular oraface, while said male evacuates fecal-matter from his rectum.

[Sarah]

A cocktail tribute to the time-honored tradition of receiving oral sex while defecating:

In a porcelain bowl mix 1oz vodka and 1oz creme de cacao over ice.
Float in two to three Tootsie Rolls
Garnish with several kernels of corn
Top with a blast of whipped cream