Master bates

[Tanya Shivari]

A good professional sounding name to use online or to write down on paper. People usually dont get it til they say it aloud.

[Britney]

a character in Oliver Twists name is charlie bates. mr. Dickens thought it would be funny to call him Master.
and hence we have master bates

(in case you didnt realize, it sounds like masturbates.)

[Sonia]

A tried and true weathered deck hand.
No one pulls sail more than he!
Master Bates, first mate to Jake the Great has sailed the [seven seas] fer many a years.
Strengths include:
1, finest [canon polisher] to ever sail
2, a first class sail puller
3, energetic as they cum
Weaknesses include:
1, weak and usually bruised wrists