Masterbation

[Sarah]

A common mispelling of masturbation used by retarded twelve year olds who are neglected by their parents and listen to Linkin Park.

[Sonia]

Karate teacher named Bation

[PussyCat]

The endearing way grade schoolers spell the act of [spanking the monkey] or [fucking Manuela and her 5 sisters]

[Couch Potatoe]

Masturbation after one attains a new rank or does an important feat, or anything that would make one feel important.

Masturbation while in a rank of power or authority.

[PussyCat]

simple practice of solo sex.probably not one teenage male that hasnt done it in your hometown,unless they are of course that kinda funny guy that just wont ever seem to converse about sex or girls.see [limp dick motherfucker]

[Sarah]

The act of stimlutating the sexual organs by hand or other means without sexual intercourse, usaully if masterbating for a prolonged amount of time will result in orgasm.

[Tanya Shivari]

the worlds easiest, most natural way of curing boredom.

[Donald Trump]

Jacking off
Whacking off
Beating off
Smacking the ho
Beating the pig
Whipping the Wayne
Slapping the salami
Whacking the wand
Punishing the pubs
Burning the beet
Beating the beef
Beating the meat
Jerking the jerky
Jerkin the gherkin
Working the slave
Choking the chicken
Or
In redneck terms
Buttering the corn
Revving the engine
Or
Hunting the deer

[Rihanna]

When you put your penis between boobies