Queef

[Sarah]

an expulsion of wind from the vulva during coitus; a vaginal fart.

[Justin Bieber]

queef (kweef) n.
the expulsion of air from a vagina after sexual intercourse, usually very fast-paced or deep intercourse, and most often resulting after the doggy style position, or variants of said position. queefs are known to have a wet sound, and can occur during intercourse, or after. queefs occur when an object, usually a penis, creates a vacuum of air inside the vagina, usually because of a certain angle or position, or because of use of a condom, and happen when the penis or object is removed or pushed deeper into the vagina. many think of queefs as a sex interrupter because females are usually embarrassed and males usually embarrassed or amused as the very unique and recognizable sound of a queef.

[Sarah]

Air expulsion from the vaginal area usually after sex. In the eighteenth century, it was common practice for small groups of well-to-do Southern women to each lift up their corsets and queef at their leisure on warm, summer afternoons. Typically performed on balconies or porches, these women would insert various large objects in their TOOTS and slowly pull them out to create the desired sound. These porch parties would provide hours of fun for the ladies while the men were away, and, from a practical standpoint, at times, enough air circulation as a respite from the brutal summer heat. Small wagers were often placed with the winner going to longest continuous queef, highest pitch, lowest pitch, smelliest, and wettest. There was also the queef sing-a-long; and a special prize was given to any women whose queef could attract wildlife.

[Sonia]

A flatulent-sounding explusion of air from the vagina, caused by the pumping of air into it with ones penis, or the spasming the vagina can go through during oral sex, gulping in and eventually expelling air.

[Rihanna]

1: A Vart or vagina fart.

2: A new brand of snack cracker.

[Tanya Shivari]

Here it is, a queef is the sound air that is trapped in the vagina makes when a girl is tight or loose, the penis is small for the vagina or large for the vagina, when it is expelled from said vagina. Occurring often in the doggy-style or legs over shoulders position due to a large penis inside of a small vagina where the air is pushed into and out of the vagina during intercourse, generally emitted after a pull-out. Gentlemen, this is a good thing unless the woman is just loosey-goosey. Generally it means that the woman has been trying to enhance mutual pleasure by contracting her vaginal muscles, and the in and out style of sex, especially deep thrusts after a just the tip phase, make this possible. If a woman can do this on command, then she has a tight control of her vaginal musculature and it is a very good thing. Enjoy, ladies and gentlemen.

[Britney]

A queef is the expulsion of air from the vagina. Can occur during or after sex. Some woman do it on command. For some it can happen while doing sit-ups.

[Tanya Shivari]

n. A pussy fart, often occuring just after the penis is withdrawn from the vagina though sometimes also during insertion, more prevalent with large penises. Caused by air being expelled from the vaginal canal and leading to oscillation of the labia.

[Julian]

[Vaginal flatulence].

[Jason Yan]

A [None] Scented [fart] from ones [Vaginal Area]

[Little_Girl]

The [whimsical] sound made by a rim-blown [soprano] flute. A sweet, sweet [symphony]. An onomatopoeia.

[Mark Zuckerberg]

An audible release of air from the vagina, typically during or after sexual intercourse.