Swamp ass

[Becky]

A common condition in which the ass crack and crotch becomes overly moist, sweaty, and stinky from one or all of the following:

sweating on a hot day
not bathing enough
long day of work, sports, play
incomplete wipe due to rush or laziness

The crack will often feel squishy, wet, unpleasant, and itchy. It is recommended to take a bath with soap to sanitize the condition.

[Little_Girl]

when you get hot and your ass sweats. it makes for a bad time

[Mark Zuckerberg]

Some one who does not wipe there ass or has not tooken a shower recently and stinks like shit

[Rihanna]

An unfortunate condition in which the taint (the often hair-bespeckled, flrshy space between balls and ass) is wallowing in the depths of a vile, festering, putrid poo swamp. A generally uncomfortable, unwipable ass. The only cure is gold bond.

[Rihanna]

A build up of sweat and schmancter usually forming on the under carriage in the crease between the berry bag and the inner thigh. After aging, swamp ass can put out a distinct and distasteful odor. Swamp ass is caused by extended periods of physical activity. Obesity can contribute to the severity.

[Sonia]

A condition caused by excessive moisture build up on ones ass, creating a very uncomfortable and disgusting situation in anal region.

[Britney]

The origin of this problem is the ass crack. Once sweaty it begins to get itchy, like you did not wipe well enough. After it gets unbearable you begin to scratch like crazy, and shortly thereafter your whole ass feels like one big cactus has spanked you for hours.

[Guest]

@mark-zuckerberg no such word as tooken