Bender
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The status of being [bent] for more than a day. Usually results in loss of memory, money, strange tattoos, and other things youll have a hell of a time explaining.
A homosexual male (British slang). Someone who is bent, that is, not [straight].
The [alcoholic], chain-smoking, [kleptomaniac] robot on [Futurama].
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A hockey player who is really bad, usually has skates that bend at the ankles, so the player cant skate.
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A kick ass robot on Futurama who smokes, drinks, and steals with style. He has a dream of killing all humans. His full name is Bender Bending Rodriguez/ Bending Unit 22. His best friend is Fry and he loves turtles because they remind him of himself.
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A term commonly used to describe a period of time (preferably more than 24 hours) spent escaping lifes harsh realities (marriage, work etc) Consumption of alcohol and drugs is a must. Anything goes.
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An alcoholic binge that at least lasts an entire week but can go on for months.
Note: This is not a 2 beers every night event. Every night must result in broken furniture, blacking out, or waking up in a puddle of your own piss and puke. This is not for the weak and wary. Only those who can truly rock out can handle this.
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The act of having a severe bend at the ankles while playing hockey. Usually developed after years of being dangled or at the beginning of a hockey career. Cures are a secure ankle tap at your local Walgreenz.
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An object or person that bends something.
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Term used to describe a time [span] of over a couple days where you get extremely drunk or high and are too [shitfaced] to remember the events that occurred within that time period. You have to be wearing the same clothes you were before you started the [bender] or else its not considered one.
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