Jacking off

[sumon9999]

masturbating

[Britney]

Sexually pleasuring yourself either with your hands or a foreign object.

[Mark Zuckerberg]

rubbin ur penis wit ur hands or objects
it feels wicked good but its not as good as pussy so guys do it when theyre not gettin any

[Becky]

when a guy rubs his big throbbing cock cuz he cant put it in my pussy cuz i am too busy rubbing it to notice him

[Donald Trump]

rubbing a smooth long cock up and down and all over, usually using some type of lubricant and usually while looking at chicks getting fucked. after jacking off, you cum all over your own hand.

[Little_Girl]

Causes Pleasure and Anger. The pleasurable part is pre-ejaculation. The Anger part is post-ejaculation. This is the part where the man becomes mad at himself for wasting 30 minutes of his time. The world suddenly becomes clear and the chemical imbalance is one again balanced. Too bad no man learns this lesson and history repeats itself.

[Britney]

Giving the Private a dishonorable discharge.

[Jessica]

applying lubricant to the penis, then rubbing it slowly up and down while viewing images of attractive woman naked or engaging in sex acts. In time, the rhythmic movement will lead to a build-up in excitement. At this point, your sister and her best mate will walk in. Itll be too late to stop and a sticky whitish fluid will shoot out onto your computer screen. The girls will close the door and you will be left in a state of profound shame.

[PussyCat]

The act of consuming apple jacks cereal.