Dictionary

[Sarah]

What youre reading right now, but without all the assholes, anti-Americans, dumbass n00bs, atrocious grammar, made up words, slang, gibberish, and other crap.

[Sarah]

Fucking kidding me? lol You must be bored as hell.

[Sarah]

A very large book full of information about how words are spelled, pronounced, used in a sentence etc.

[Sarah]

Why are you looking up dictionary? dumshit

[Sarah]

Youre an asshole.

-Demitri Martin

[Sarah]

Thing you use to look up words you dont understand with definitions filled with words you dont understand and need to look up to understand the definition of the first word you didnt understand.

[Sarah]

A really good place to keep your weed, if you cut our the middle.

[Sarah]

this.

[Sarah]

An English language reference that was obviously not consulted by any of the previous writers, based on their multiple grammatical and spelling errors.

[Sarah]

...:What do you think you are looking at right now! What are you, some kind of smart-ass? Now log-off, get back to work and quit fooling around!!:...<

[faizan]

a dictionary of something where you can learn about work topics grammar English language linguistics synonyms and Tony arms and everything about one particular language

the downside of dictionaries is that they're written by really really former professional actors and hence the definitions that the right are really boring and annoying sometimes for instance some of the dictionary word let safe if I want to know the definition of objectivity some dictionary says well the definition of objectivity is the state of being objective know what the hell is objective how do I know what the hell is object events and how can I search for it that it's not a good thing it's really really waste of time do you such a canaries

[Utpal Shuvro]

A book or electronic resource that lists the words of a language (typically in alphabetical order) and gives their meaning, or gives the equivalent words in a different language, often also providing information about pronunciation, origin, and usage.
a reference work on a particular subject, the items of which are typically arranged in alphabetical order

[Greta]

A Useless book of information. The only useful [dictionary] is the one youre reading at this moment. Also If they [misspell] a word how would we know? Mrs. [Stockss] best friend.