Kansas

[Sarah]

A tribe of Indians allied to the Winnebagoes and Osages. Theyformerly inhabited the region which is now the State of Kansas, butwere removed to the Indian Territory.

[Sarah]

The 34th state admitted into the United States of America. Known for wheat, brilliant skies, and flat lands. Contrary to popular belief, people who live in Kansas do reciece power, internet, and water.
Kansas is the home of the University of Kansas, arguably one of the best, well-known teams in the NCAA.

[Sarah]

1.) The most centralized state in the [United States of America]. This is the homestate of former Republican Presidential Candidate [Bob Dole].
2.) An excellent Progressive Rock band that made its start in [Topeka] during the early 70s. Their greatest hits include Song

[Sarah]

actually the most boring state in the USA would be Idaho or Montana and it is the state of wheat not corn.

[Sarah]

A lovely Midwestern state, right in the dead center of the [United States]. Is well-known for its flat land (not a bad thing at all), the anti and pro-slavery conflicts in the 1850s, the case of Brown vs. Board of Education of Topeka, the University of Kansas Jayhawks, the Wizard of Oz, the progressive-rock band of the same name, and the big cities of Wichita and [Topeka].

[Sarah]

A State in the USA, which most people assume is boring, flat, and trashy. That there are just a bunch of rednecks and mobile homes. That is not true. It is a wonderful state and if you haven't been there than don't criticize it. There's:
Mass Street in Lawrence: countless restaurants, shops, etc.
Olathe Great Plains Mall- A really big mall
Worlds of Fun- an awesome amusement park 100's of acres big.
Great Wolf Lodge- Indoor WaterPark
Cabelas and Nebraska Furniture Mart-Ones a huse sporting goods store, the other is like a Walmart times 50.
University of Kansas- Self- Explanatory
Union Station-holds Science City and restaurants and stuff- awesome place too.
Russell Stover's- Hella Candy
Mount Leonard-awesome, awesome place...
KC Zoo-animals and stuff
Alot of AMC theaters, which are cool.
And thats only N. East Kansas right there.. .I can't think of some other stuff but trust me, its not as boring as you think.

[Sarah]

Kansas, like most believe, is neither the flattest state nor does it receive the most tornadoes. Actually, Florida is the flattest state in the USA. Texas has the most tornadoes recorded as of yet.

Kansas is the middle of the contiguous United States.

Kansas homes many shops with good clothes, restaurants with great food, and schools with great curricular programs.

Kansas is not a hick state. Kansas is by no means a fully Republican state, in fact, our governor is a female Democrat. Not everybody in Kansas lives on a farm; Eastern Kansas houses some rather large cities including Lawrence, Topeka, and Wichita.

Kansas is not a freaking close minded state. Plenty of freaking homosexuals and people of different freaking heritages live here. Please shut up. Now.

Kansas is not always scorching. The weather is a freak, summers are usually hot and winters cold, but there are a lot of unseasonably hot/cold days. It can be nice and sunny one hour then rain like hell the next.

I've lived in Kansas all my life. Never met a closed minded/super religious/homophobic person at all.

If we don't have internet or water, I'm not typing this. Or alive.

(Kansas is also on the route of the Ogallala Aquafir. PLENTY OF WATER HERE.)

Shut up with yer damn stereotypes now. I'm a Kansan, I'm also an Atheist. Yeah. I also hate country music. Yea. MAGIC, I KNOW.

[Sarah]

Term used to describe a flat chested woman, based on the fact that the state, Kansas, is flat.

[Sarah]

Contrary to popular belief, Kansas is not the flattest state in the union (which happens to be Florida). Located in the extreme center of the US, Kansas is commonly associated with cows and/or wheat, but has little other claim to fame. Alot of people like to reference Kansas to the Wizard of Oz. Nobody is amused. We never have been.
It is believed that Kansans do not have paved roads or access to the internet, and are all married to thier cousins. Most Kansans have never lived on a farm. It is home to Johnson County, the Kansas equivalent to the 90210 where there are plenty of places to blow your money on designer purses and multi-million dollar mansions.
Most stay away from KCMO or the heart of KCK, where you have a 50% chance of death. But the Kansas side is the best (at least the streets run the correct way).