Friday

[Sarah]

A great feeling. Happy. No more shit for two days.

[Rihanna]

Originally named in celebration of a Norse Goddess, Friyas Day or Friday was perhaps the most sought after day of the week. People would fall to their knees and Thank God Its Friday. However strict guidelines for celebrating this holy day were made famous by [Rebecca Blacks] song.
Commandments of Friday:
[Thou] shall [eat cereal] at precisely 7 a.m.
Thou shall heavily consider which seat to take.
Thou shall Get Down on Friday.
Thou shall know tomorrow is Saturday
Thou shall be Partyin Partyin.

[Raeanne Dimick]

The day after [Thursday] and before [Saturday], according to [Rebecca Black]. Also the most annoying day of the week now.

[Becky]

[Proof] that a lot of [shit happens] between [Thursday] and Saturday.

[Luis Fok]

[Rebecca Blacks] [one hit wonder]. The song thats so stupid its smart. It is also the reason why you know that the day before Friday is Thursday and that the day after Friday is Saturday and after that comes Sunday. It also makes you want to get your bowl and cereal and choose between the front seat and the back seat while one of your underaged friends is driving. Fun, fun, fun! [Gotta get down on Friday].

[Dave Paprocki]

On this day, you wake up at 7 a.m., [eat cereal] for breakfast, and go to the [bus stop] and see your friends driving. After deciding which seat to take, [you ride] on the highway, awkwardly dancing standing up in the back seat, until you get to a random dark alley where you party and have fun. Everyone is looking forward to the weekend.

[Dianne]

Its the day after Thursday, before Saturday and Sunday comes after that. It is also the day where [Rebecca Black] has trouble [choosing] whether she should sit in the [front seat] or the back seat.

[Sommer]

The song Friday is sang by a 13 year old that puts on too much make-up to even notice her age at all. Her voice songs like a frog on crack, but Im not trying to insult [the frog] as it could obviously do a better job at singing. In the video, there are other middle schoolers illegally driving the car and Rebecca is being an under aged slut to go to parties. The [extras] in the video are mindlessly dancing around like they dont know what the hell is going on or that they dont want to be there and are embarrassed. Some random man in the video has to stand around encouraging them do to even sing and dance, even though its obvious they arent listening and just want to get the hell out of there. The green [screening] is terrible, along with the whole video its self. Most 12 year olds could do a better job video taping. The random black man that starts rapping in the video is most likely some random [man off] the street that got paid thousands of dollars just to do the job decently. [Rebeccas] lip singing is [way off] and you can tell that shes not singing any bit of it. The video gets 100 comments per second and 8,000 dislikes per half hour. The video has more than half a million dislikes and half a 100,000 likes. The half a 100,000 must be [Justin Bieber fans] for sure.