Croydon

[Sarah]

A kind of carriage like a gig, orig. of wicker-work.

[Sarah]

What a wonderful place. Why?

• It's an easy commute to London by train - Victoria in under 20 min, London Bridge in under 15 min. Plenty of other London stations especially in the City, and in double-quick time. Better than the tube.

• Beautiful houses with gardens are in plentiful supply and are cheaper than anywhere else in London. Fact.

• Westfield thinks it's so fab that they are spending millions upon millions of cash to update the town centre. Westfield know their shizzle.

Most people who do not know the delights of Croydon speak ill of it. This is because they have heard other people slag it off and they think they must repeat what they hear. That's fine. We don't want their kind in Croytopia. Don't tell them how brilliant it is or they'll all want to move there.

[Sarah]

Lovely, visually stunning town with beautiful buildings ranging from Victorian grandeur to 21st century ubercool slick. Croydon is a cultured town, strong on the arts with a museum, theatres, art house cinema and art gallery.

[Sarah]

Croydon has had a bad name.
It's getting better.
The pikeys are moving to Bromley,
Where they belong.
It has bettr shops than most places.
So dont complain.

[Sarah]

The greatest fuckin place ever. Shits on other London Boroughs like Bromley, Sutton and Lewisham.