Para

[Sarah]

Sort of something, but not quite.

[Sarah]

The most feared and violent unit in the British Army

[Sarah]

used in my town for drunk, short for paraletic. extremely drunk of comatosed.

[Sarah]

A shortened version of the word (paraletic), describing the highest state of drunkeness. The final stage of being drunk before vommiting and/or blacking out. General memory loss.
Often coupled with an adjective or adverb.

[Sarah]

In the game CounterStrike:Source, the term para may refer to either
a) The M249 Machine Gun, also known as Para, this gun is fantastic for support fire but pretty useless over long range, or-
b) With allusion to parachuting or paratrooping; the act of jumping in front of an opponent then showering him with bullets as you descend. Usually a desperate last resort tactic used when surprised or sprung, but can be used as an offence on some occasions, for example during a seige - para can be used to surprise and deter enemy frontmen, allowing your team to advance. In this instance you are essentially a kamikaze and are sacrificing yourself for the good of your team. Best guns for para are p90, mac10, mp5 and of course the eponymous m249 para.

[Sarah]

is when you have had so much to drink that you feel paraletic

[Sarah]

The word paranoid in short form.