Stonehenge

[Sarah]

Where the demons dwell, where the banshees live and they do live well.
When a man is a man and the children dance to the pipes of pan. 'Tis a magic place where the moon doth rise with a dragon's face. Where the virgin's lie
and the prayers of devils fill the midnight sky.

[Sarah]

An 18-inch statue that's in constant danger of being crushed by a dwarf.

[Sarah]

A british dude.

[Sarah]

Where the Pagans worship the sun on the Solstices. Also where virgins crawled through the stones to see who they will marry. Has an 'alter stone' and a 'heel stone'
No one knows who built stonehenge or even exactly when.
Spinal Tap (see [This is spinal tap] have a song about stonehenge and wanted a lifesize statue of a stonehenge stone 2 add atmoshphere to the show...but Nigel got the measurements wrong and instead of having a 18 foot stone they had and 18 inch stone which was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf.

[Sarah]

A dumbass stoner move:

[Sarah]

a rock formation that can be found in Montana, United States of America.

[Sarah]

An arrangement of stones in Wiltshire in the south of England (near Salisbury), that was built by pagans years and years ago before they had trucks etc to carry the rocks. According to superstition anyone who has tried to move or remove the stones has died. Also supposedly you can't count them.
Lots of tourists go there every year and there is a talking guide thing (on headsets) that you can listen to as you walk around. Also they have pagan festivals like Summer Solstice there every year.

[Sarah]

A circle of gay men having anal intercourse with each other. Each man is a pillar and the penis is the cross-stone.

[Sarah]

Referring to a drug addict, a crackhead

[Sarah]

A state comprehensive in Amesbury, Wiltshire. Extremely uneducated and located in a highly scmmy position. People are normally found to be having sex, shanking people or egging house. Common drug use and overall filled with many special retards.

[Couch Potatoe]

A megalithic monument on Salisbury Plain in Wiltshire. Completed in several constructional phases from c.2950 BC, it is composed of a circle of sarsen stones surrounded by a bank and ditch and enclosing a circle of smaller bluestones. Within this inner circle is a horseshoe arrangement of five trilithons with the axis aligned on the midsummer sunrise, an orientation that was probably for ritual purposes.