Benefits

[Sarah]

sexual relations, sexual gratification, and otherwise sexual contact

[Renato]

To have [meaningless sex] with a male/female without any relationship obligations. Sometimes the benefits are not the greatest, that means [its time] to search for a new plan. Possibly one that will offer more of a variety and [fits] all your personal needs.

[Gregory]

Gives [Chavs] and [Chavettes] an excuse to [breed] excessively.

[Becky]

Benefits are sums of money that the [goverment] pays to the deprived and/or disabled people of the country. Those people who claim benefits illeagly are often reffered to as , spongers, scroungers and [thieving] cheating fuckin [pikey] bastards, and so are thoose who recieve benefits legally in HUGE quantities

[Monty]

money which the government give to people who have 10 kids with 10 different men. they are usually about 15 years old when they get to this stage. there children are usually [pikeys] or [townies] they live on [council] estates.

[Tariq Zaki]

An advantage; help or aid from something.