Filch

[Sarah]

To steal or take privily (commonly, that which is of littlevalue); to pilfer.Fain would they filch that little food away. Dryden.But he that filches from me my good name, Robs me of that which notenriches him, And makes me poor indeed. Shak.

[Sarah]

v : to steal something small or of little value

[Sarah]

To nick, or steal, something.

[Sarah]

The substance formed when it's so hot that sweat runs down your back and into your arsecrack, liquifying the unwiped shit.

[Sarah]

Shoving a hamster or other animal up your ass. Can also be used pretty much everywhere.

[Sarah]

To filch is when a man eyaculates inside someones anus (usually another man), then he sucks the [cum] out with a straw like object. The filcher is the one who eyaculates. The filchee is the receptor of the [cum]. Filching is the act of filching. Filched is the usual past tense of the verb.