Bible

[Sarah]

An ancient novel full of murder, corruption, homosexuality, bestiality, incest and cruelty. It is often read to children on Sunday.

[Mark Zuckerberg]

The Christian scriptures, consisting of the Old and New Testaments.

[Sonia]

A fictional (science-fiction/fantasy) novel consisting of many old Christian myths. [The bible] is probably the best selling book of all time. It is also the cause [billions] of deaths throughout human history. The reason for that is that scores of naive [readers] past and present kill others because apparently, they were given instructions to do so by the main character of [the bible], God.

[Lanell]

The product of someones extreme boredom. That time when someone is so bored that they take to writing stories about some guy who is practically the equivalent of Santa Clause (Is that even spelled right?)
Anyways, I hope that others realize that half of those fish had to die. Its either raining fresh water or [salt water]... not both. Therefore, half of them fish be [dyin].
Not to mention that when some christian [shit-head] says something like God loves you I cant help but think about all them gays.... GAY PRIDE
Lastly, if you were to take two seconds to look at my username you would realize it says Kamisama Hates You, and you know what that means, right?
Thats correct my friends, Kamisama means GOD.... so pretty much what Im saying is
[GOD HATES YOU]

[Sommer]

A highly popular [fictitious] [literary] work, almost as popular as [the Twilight series].

[Julene]

The most famous [fiction] novel of all time. Commonly used by corrupt politicians and other [influential] individuals to [manipulate] and control society.

[Little_Girl]

The best-selling, stupidest book in the world. [Christians] follow this because they think that despite the HUGE amount of evidence against it and NON-EVIDENCE of truth for anything inside its pages, its the truth. Probably the worst thing to happen to humans. The bible has given Christians reasons to kill gays and stone [witches] for many many years. This stupid waste of paper of a book also tells its followers not to question it. Apparently many of the followers of this book dont realize that they will all die, according to the Book of Revelations. The bible is the [chronicle] of a vicious, man-slaughtering God that only exists in the minds of its followers.

[Jessica]

BIBLE-book-fiction-flammable
head character:GOD
A book saying That Earth was created in [7 days],while the other mayority of universe was created in one day...with moon as not part of it
Than there was a man,god took half of a [rib] to create a woman,they ate an apple(not mac,fruit) and was gone to earth(guess they were at heaven)
It says that that happens 5000 year ago,when universe was created?
Then people were arguing about it and declaring wars,THE BIG HOLY REASON of spanish inquistion,more wars(usually about followers of it and followers of other fairytales),even more wars,and when something terrible happens followers just say:GODS WILL...so we didnt evolve,we [revolve]...Nice book
ALSO followers are called christians(a big world wide cult),cuz of a man jesus CHRIST who wanted to be nice,and was hooked on a cross,but they had to [redo] it by saying he became alive again,and was holy,and not just [a good man]...
also look church,a [big business] who make people give them money cuz of that book,with their leader pope

[Cami]

A book which, though it has no observable evidence and often contradicts itself, is thought by many to be 100% accurate.

Its as if Harry Potter were believed to be true, only this time, Harry gets revenge by [controlling] the [masses] with his unseen magical powers. Oh, yes, and we can never see Harry, either, until its too late and were [6 feet] underground.