Dandelion
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A well-known plant of the genus Taraxacum (T. officinale,formerly called T. Dens-leonis and Leontodos Taraxacum) bearinglarge, yellow, compound flowers, and deeply notched leaves.
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To suck on and lick a man's penis. Proper technique includes synchronized fondling of the balls with the left hand and stroking of the dick with the right hand to the pace of mouth movement. When deep throating, begin to hum and moan, to produce desirable results. This will drive him crazy. When he does orgasm and begin to cum, swallow the milky ejaculate and lick it off of him.
What do you do to dandelions? Ponder that.
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someone who recieves an excess amount of head. a person that is constantly recieving blow-jobs
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Noun. Elderly waif man that can't carry an umbrella for fear of being swept away mary poppins style.
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Somebody that is beautiful on the outside but bitter on the inside.
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Blowjob
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An annoying bright yellow flower that is [the enemy] of all gardeners and [yard] owners. They seem relatively harmless and pretty at first but once they grow up, your yard ends up being [puffball] heaven. Or not.
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[The plant] that spreads the most [pollen] because it comes apart so easily like [soggy bread].
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A bastard [blossom], a parasitic [pansy], an annoying destructive weed which can be [fermented] into decent wine.
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The act of [pinching] someones nostrils to cut off their [air supply] from their nose. At this point, the person will have to open their mouth to breathe. When this happens, [the pincher] urinates inside the unwillingly open mouth of the victim.
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A widely distributed weed of the daisy family, with a rosette of leaves, bright yellow flowers followed by globular heads of seeds with downy tufts, and stems containing a milky latex.
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A plant with bright green jagged leaves and a slightly bitter taste. Dandelion leaves can be used in salads or cooked in the same way as spinach.
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