Toledo
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A sword or sword blade made at Toledo in Spain, which city wasfamous in the 16th and 17th centuries for the excellence of itsweapons.
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A place that should be avoided at all costs. If you are here, move out. The job market is very poor. It is nearly impossible to advance your career, or get a job that is not minimum wage or less than K per year. The people here are very shallow. You cannot carry on a conversation with anyone if it does not involve drinking, sports, or which beer joint you will be hanging out in tonight. The downtown is a lifeless concrete nightmare, full of vacant buildings and run down homes. There is 5/3 Field, which is about the only good thing there. The general lack of unique things to see and do here without the been
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A city dying faster then a bullet can move. Toledo has been run to the ground by its 2 wonderful mayors (Finkfaggot and Jack Ford). This city has been rated one of the worst cities to live in America on many different lists. Its a giant fucking shithole.
I live here. Run
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Absolutely the worst place in the world! This is a city where the citizens bitch about high taxes, but yet vote in tax levys such as the zoo, TARTA, and metroparks. Oh yeah, they also keep voting in the same politicians who cut city services while raising taxes. Not to mention the politicians are fucking morons. The defeatocrat party has tight reigns on the city for the last 50 years. Yet 75,000jobs and well over 100,000 people left the city, yet somehow they keep getting reelected. If you ever live in Toledo, please do not send your child to public schools there. The schools are only slightly better than Detroits
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A combination of an alligator and a torpedo. It has its
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Toledo is a large city in Ohio. Which is full of possiblities and opportunity. Toledo is best known for makeing Jeeps and glass. Toledo is Uber cool, I would know I live in it.
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To be in possession of everyday bad breath, that allows chronic halitosis to the extreme, appear to be post
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In a state in which half of the economy is already based off Lebron James, Toledo is the shining star [crowning] the Christmas tree of poverty and despair. Although the city has a population nearing 300,000, no more than 6 of its citizens actually want to live in Toledo, and the rest of the population has been [held hostage] by communist overlords at the University of Toledo since a coup de tat in 2002. The misery of the [hostages] is so massive, it influences the weather to be gloomy, rainy, and, for lack of better terminology, shitty year round. The terrible weather serves as a natural barrier to prevent any outsiders from coming to save the native Toledans from hostile subjection, making the grave situation even more hopeless. [Foreign aid] has debated on making a rescue attempt, but when they sat down to discuss the matter, they realized the people of Toledo kinda suck anyway.
The people of Toledo communicate mostly through their battle cries. For those unfamiliar with Toledan battle cries, they are similar to the sound of a thousand fucking car alarms. The most popular [cult ritual] battle cry begins with the clan elite saying [TOL]. After the apex unit begins the chant, his or her grunts respond with [EDO], signaling that they are ready for combat. The best course of action upon hearing this ritual is to respond to the [Alphas] signal and attempt to blend in to the underlings. -
A city in central Spain on the Tagus River, capital of Castilla–La Mancha region; population 80,810 (2008). Toledan steel and sword blades have been well known since the first century BC.
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