Aloofer

[Sommer]

To be very [aloof]. Taken from an [episode] of [That 70s Show]

[Oralee]

a chick that takes a [hot charlie] to the face while giving a rusty trombone while shooting ping pong balls out her baby-cave while an old puerto rican man sticks a cucumber up her ass while hes singing hotel california while they both simultaneously juggle kittens through a [flaming hoop] on a unicycle on top of a tight rope. and shes a preggo, too!

AMERICA! [FUCKYA]!

[Guest]

Anybody who can successfully do all these things simultaneously -- should be crowned.