Wood

[Sarah]

Something hard that you must rub regularly to keep shiny. Wood can be found in lots of places, like in your son or daughter's bedroom. You can do many things with wood, like knock it, pound it or sit on it. People often enjoy using their wood, usually for productive activities or fun and entertainment.

[Sarah]

an erect penis.

[Sarah]

What Dick Cheney gets when he hears the word war. Usually stroked by dumbass dubya. Coined by Bill Maher

[Sarah]

Wood is what is found in your pants when a beauty walks past, making your flacid member into a rod of pure wood

[Sarah]

The thing you find poking out of your underwear when you wake up (or someone eles finds, whoever is more alert).

[Tina]

The hard fibrous material that forms the main substance of the trunk or branches of a tree or shrub, used for fuel or timber.