Accordion

[Sarah]

A small, portable, keyed wind instrument, whose tones aregenerated by play of the wind upon free metallic reeds.

[Sarah]

A musical instrument which is played by expanding and compressing the bellows while pressing down buttons, keys, or a combination of both (depending on the kind of accordoin). The accordion has long received a bad repuation and been known as the worst instrument ever. However, the accordion isn't bad. It's just misunderstood.

Contrary to popular opinion, the accordion isn't only a crappy polka instrument. I can be sucessfully used in many style of music including: Cajun music, Zydeco, Tango, Irish music, and (surprise, surprise!) rock.

[Sarah]

The accordion is a sexual act in which someone receiving oral sex pulls out the ears of the person giving them oral sex, then hits the giver in the side of the face with open-handed slaps. The hand motion is very similar to the one used to play the accordion.

[Sarah]

I guess only Mexicans know how to use an accordion to play bad ass music. It's ok Europeans didn't want It so we takin It from you. The accordion is not a bad instrument. Probably the key instrument for [Banda] Music It's the heart and soul in all Mexican Norteno Music. One good example are [Los Tigres Del Norte]

[Sarah]

A woman who is being penetrated from both ends who is nothing more than the middle passage for two dudes trying to touch dicks

[Merna]

a box-shaped musical instrument consisting of a folded central part with a keyboard, played by pushing the two ends towards each other

[Merna]

A portable musical instrument with metal reeds blown by bellows, played by means of keys and buttons.