Ringworm

[Sarah]

A contagious affection of the skin due to the presence of avegetable parasite, and forming ring-shaped discolored patchescovered with vesicles or powdery scales. It occurs either on thebody, the face, or the scalp. Different varieties are distinguishedas Tinea circinata, Tinea tonsurans, etc., but all are caused by thesame parasite (a species of Trichophyton).

[Sarah]

A fungal infection that dirty bastards get.

[Sarah]

A type of fungal infection that is known to be contracted from the rimming of a stinking bastards arsehole. Gingers are also known to be carriers of this rare fungus.

[Sarah]

A huge fan of the Ring movies, Japanese or American.

[PussyCat]

A [workplace] [name] that replaces the name ‘[cunt]’

[Couch Potatoe]

a disease that causes red rings on the skin