Parsons

[Sarah]

A Parsons is a person who likes cats, is totally obsessed with kids' shows. Thinks other people care about him while everyone hates him. Overall failure in life.

[Cami]

Parsons are usually tall handsome and charming. There from Germany but on acasion can be found in the USA. They first some reason support socialism, and some people even believe them to be a myth to scare the [American people]. If you ever come across one be warned they are extremely athletic attractive and may speak in there native language (German) The best course of Action [in case of] crossing one give them some [ki] d of fruit or vegetable, because they are known to be health nuts.

[Tina]

any Christian priest