Filbert

[Sarah]

The fruit of the Corylus Avellana or hazel. It is an oval nut,containing a kernel that has a mild, farinaceous, oily taste,agreeable to the palate.

[Sarah]

The sexual act of receiving oral pleasure while taking a shit ([blumkin]) in a port-a-potty.

[Hina Muqadas]

A nerdy person that usually gets stuck in the friend zone and is the type of guy that is way too nice and innocent to be in this cruel world.

[Michiko]

The slightly more humorous version of a [cantankerous] old [grump] who thinks that everything was better in his day. Sighting a Filbert is usually a rare event, witnessed briefly by only a few lucky individuals and forgotten just as quickly. A Filbert can bring light and joy to everyday situations before inevitably disappearing and plunging the world back into a [steaming pile] of turd.

[Britney]

Another word for:
[Fish Fillet]
[Fillet]’o Fish
[Big fat] bird

[Lizzy Liz]

[That NiGGa] named [Alan] [FoRTiN].

[Ernesto]

A cultivated hazel tree that bears edible oval nuts.