Viking

[Sarah]

1. A term which means northmen, which is what the raiders from Scandinavia were called by British, French, etc. At one time the Vikngs controlled much of the British Isles and western and northern France.

At one time in its history the French were so weak that they were bullied into making a Viking the Duke Of Normandy and letting the Vikings raid and pillage several Eastern French cities unimpeded. The honest Vikings kept to their word and decided not to sack Paris.

The Vikings were also fine shipwrights that build long oar powered boats called longboats. These ships were long and thin, and despite their appearence they were very seaworthy. Despite popular belief, the Vikings never used longboats for combat, but as a transport.

Under Erik the Red they were the first finders of North America, but they didn't document it and therfore didn't get the credit. It is believed that the Vikings explored as far into North America as Newfoundland(east of Quebec, near Newbrunswick and Prince Eduard Island).

2. Mascot of Minnesota's NFL team. Note this teams is an an insult to the real Vikings.

[Little_Girl]

A large [Norseman] who wanders the [iced] over [pagan] lands and occasionally comes down from the far north to slaughter Twilight fans.

[Ernesto]

Northmen hailing from [Scandinavia] who were well known for their [raids] of much of Western Europe and other areas. They settled in many non-Scandinavian areas such as Yorkshire (UK), various parts of Scotland, Dublin (Ireland)and [Normandy] (France) and their effect on these areas is still felt to this day.

[Dianne]

A verb meaning to take something by force or bully someone into giving you something that rightfully isnt yours. Also could mean using brute force to get your way either with people or inanimate objects such as vending machines or engines i.e. banging on it until it gives up the damn Snickers bar/works. Basically any acttion involving intimidation or force/violence that gains material possessions such as food, cars, women, [grapefruits], mufflers, candy, Copenhagen, towns, [flying carpets], ninja swords, herpes. Derived from how the Norse and Danish viking generally wrecked peoples shit to [get stuff] they wanted.
The word could also be used to describe an action of destruction that deprives anyone from enjoying something, based on the mentality of If I cant have it, then no one can.

[Renato]

An all around name for good looking girls from the lands of [Scandinavia] (Sweden, Denmark, Norway, Finland and Iceland). Girls who qualify as vikings usually match the stereotypical hot swedish girl - that is, very light blond hair, [good body] and [pretty blue eyes]. However, any good looking girl with Scandinavian facial features and who is from Scandinavia can qualify as a viking.

[Dave Paprocki]

The [Vikings] were known for there brute strength and there mastery over the sea. They came from Norway and settled in Britain, Iceland, [Greenland], and later made settlements in the U.S.A. but they were abandoned. The Vikings invented a boat called the long boat which was used to transport troops all around [northern Europe].

[Merna]

Noun
The Purest Definition of a Barbarian Warrior. Skilled, Brutal, and Masters of Beard-Have. Often [waded] into the thick of battle [drunker] than that cheerleader when she blew you at that party, and yet still managing to take down entire football teams of frightened peasants. again, not unlike [the cheerleader].

Verb
To demolish an individual at something, and proceed to nail their girlfriend.

[Sonia]

Vikings where a group of people from Scandinavia (Mainly Norway, but also Denmark and Sweden) who where most known for their raids conducted on the British Isles, France and other parts of Europe during the 8th to 11th century.
The word Viking is believed to be Old Norse for Belonging to a Creek In other words, you might say That man is a Viking, of the sea, a seafaring person
The earliest record of a [Viking raid] is [787] when mentioned in the Anglo-Saxon [Chronicle]. This would start a period of 200 years referred to as the Viking Age
Vikings had a large impact on the areas of Scotland, Ireland, Northen England, France, Spain and even controlling areas of Russia and the Mediterranean.
Viking explorers [colonized] such places as [Shetland], Iceland, Greenland and the famous Newfoundland 1000 A.D.
The decline of Viking Civilization is believed to have been brought about by the introduction of Christianity in the 11th century. The death of their great King, [Harald] Hardraada in [1066] at the Battle of [Stamford] Bridge is also a factor, virtually ending all expeditions.
Despite the modern view, Vikings did NOT wear [horned] helmets. It is believed this view steemed from the Scandinavian Brozne Age (Some 2000 years before) where horned helmets where used in ceremonies.

[Donald Trump]

a viking is pretty much the ultimate fighting machine.
put your damn nijas in broad dalight in hand to hand combat with your average hieght average strength viking, your damn ninja wont have time to contemplate his attack before the viking rips hit thraot out and continues to [mual] the nijas corpse with its skull
pirates without their swords and guns=jack shit aka pansies
vikings need no weapons whereas the other two do, nijas require darkness and objects to mask their presence to be [eficient] therefor they would suck in open combat
one viking would gladly rush into battle with a thousand [pirates and ninjas] and take as many as he could before he died

[Britney]

a person belonging to a race of Scandinavian people who travelled by sea and attacked parts of northern and southern Europe between the 8th and the 11th centuries, often staying to live in places they travelled to