Koran

[Sarah]

A superior brand of toilet paper, famous for its cleaning capabilities of removing excess fecal matter from the rectum after defacating. It also has many other uses such as wiping vaginal blood, cleaning up after masturbation, and can even be used as kindling for a camp fire.

[Sarah]

Its a blue print for hate, terrorism and wars, if its in the hands of terrorists.

[Sarah]

An archaic book of nonsense which crazy people use as justification for their murderous or barbaric deeds.

[Sarah]

Is a ripped off version of [The Bible]. Koran was written after the Torah, in the late 7th century, while much of the Torah was written at least 3,000 years ago.

They said that Abu Bakr, [The Prophet Muhammad] 's moral guidance did the book 25 years after Muhammad died.

[Sarah]

The holy

[Sarah]

What I call my weed.

[Sarah]

A particularly nice brand of toilet paper, often provided free by Saudi Arabians.

[Sarah]

A book made thousands of years ago by a man who married over 40 wives and one of them was 8 years old and spent time going crazy in a cave in the desert and started hearing voices. He memorized it and it has later been written down.
Warning! Side effects from reading it include:
Crying
Manslaughter
Actions of martyrdom
Yelling random words
Believing in no equality for woman
Masturbation
Staring at yourself in a mirror and thinking about your life
Starting a porn Site
Kneeling on the ground five times a day
Murdering non believers
Wearing a turban
Growing a beard
Attempt to take over world
Rape
Drugs
And finally, collecting Feces.

[Sarah]

A holy book that can be grouped into the world's three

[Sarah]

Also known as the Qu'ran, it is the Muslim holy book.

[Kai]

the holy book of the Islamic religion

[Tracie Lynn]

The Islamic sacred book, believed to be the word of God as dictated to Muhammad by the archangel Gabriel and written down in Arabic. The Koran consists of 114 units of varying lengths, known as suras; the first sura is said as part of the ritual prayer. These touch upon all aspects of human existence, including matters of doctrine, social organization, and legislation.