Peccary

[Rihanna]

A small pig inhabiting the area between North America and [South America] with a particularly [intuitive] concept of [calendar] years

[Little_Girl]

A gregarious piglike mammal that is found from the southwestern US to Paraguay.

[Marquetta]

An older man who tries to date young women. Most peccaries have beer bellies, receding hairlines/comb-overs (or visible hair plugs), liver spots, and bad knees. A common [peccary] habit is brandishing a platinum Visa or a suckers wad of cash (one on the outside, while the rest of the padding is strictly ones). Peccaries often cant hold their liquor and bellow out Im a [parrot head]! when a Jimmy Buffet song comes on. Dont believe any [peccarys] story about doing blow with the Eagles in 78.

[Vania]

an animal that looks similar to a pig, found in the southwestern US and in Central and South America: