Alimony

[Sarah]

A program started in the 1920's to 1930's to support women who's job was to stay home and take care of the kids and run the house. Women were not allowed or encouraged to work, and as so, were unable to support themselves after a divorce. Somehow, the program has continued until this day, since the modern woman is apparently still unable to care for herself, or provide for herself. The system is flawed in several ways, the main one being that if the modern day family decides to keep the mom/honey

[Sarah]

The fucking you get for the fucking you got.

[Sarah]

Basically, she has the legal right to take your house, your money, everything you worked so hard your entire life to get, and your balls.

[Sarah]

That wife you love so much, the little honey buns who you thought was an angel? Well, she's going to castrate you. Once she's done with that, she'll take your kids, put a restraining order on you with a false accusation, and then she'll take everything that rightfully belongs to YOU. After this, you must followed with a series of payments to support her, even if she is perfectly able to work.
Yes, my friend, welcome to the world of alimony. You better pray that the child support (which WILL inevitably come) does not toss your castrated balls into the grinder to make food for the dogs.

[Sarah]

A monthly payment Men are forced to pay to their Wife's for the pass used of their Vagina.

Also known as vaginamoney.

One of the MANY REASONS why a man NOT get MARRIED to a WESTERN WOMAN.

[Sarah]

From the Latin 'Alimonus', meaning to castrate a man by using his wallet.

[Sarah]

uh...Shawn sweetie, you forgot one..............

[Rihanna]

Alimony payments are legally mandated monetary transfers from one ex-spouse to another in order to support the lifestyle of the other.

[Gregory]

a regular amount of money that a law court orders a person to pay to his or her partner after a divorce (= the legal ending of a marriage)

[Jason Yan]

Financial support that a person is ordered by a court to give to their spouse during separation or following divorce.