Victuals

[Sarah]

The CORRECT spelling of the word, which is often misspelled as the way it sounds (vittles). Grab a dictionary or go to like merriam webster online if you don't believe me.

Noun

1. any kind of edible food
   plural-victuals: rations, snacks, provisions, etc.

[Julian]

[Proof] that [the people] who decided how english words are [spelled] were high and/or drunk.