Spaniel

[Sarah]

A small filthy breed of dog with many vile habits, usually impossible to house-train and un-avoidably highly strung.
Often advertised as being sweet and innocent by unscrupulous breeders who make shed-loads of cash. Also prone to most health problems and keep the vets going to the Carribean 4 times a year.
Cavalier King Charles Spaniels are the worst. Trust me, we have been unfortunate enough to put up with one of these sub-standard so called pets.

[Sarah]

a breed of dog which comes in many types and colours. most of them make good gun dogs. they have droopy ears and are often medium or small in size.

[Sarah]

A synonym for the vagina, esp. when used in reference to [doggystyle].

Coming from Scene I of A Midsummer Night's Dream by William Shakespeare, in which the lovestruck Helena tries to woo the disparaging Demetrius with the following passage:

And even for that do I love you the more.
I am your spaniel; and, Demetrius,
The more you beat me, I will fawn on you:
Use me but as your spaniel, spurn me, strike me,
Neglect me, lose me; only give me leave,
Unworthy as I am, to follow you.
What worser place can I beg in your love,--
And yet a place of high respect with me,--
Than to be used as you use your dog?

The term is meant to illustrate a situation of submissiveness, and as such, can be used as either a term for the vagina, or by the common use of synecdoche, to refer to a woman as such, similarly to [pussy].

[Sarah]

Noun. Daniel Spianli. Mix of the first and last name of Daniel Spinali. A completely different race of human, only one exists. See: [Spanielish]

[Sarah]

A fat, useless 'Springer' Spaniel that has lost it's will to spring and just inhabits my sofa most of the day. Needs to go out and get a life instead of needing to be dragged off of aforesaid sofa for a walk. Also needs to learn how to do something useful instead of the lamely holding up of one paw and saying 'hello' (which he will only do for food).
Even getting a cat cannot shift this [lardarse] animal from it's slumber. The cat just invariably sleeps next to the retarded canine.
As a dog, this breed makes a good draft excluder! (not as good as sausage dogs perhaps?)

[Couch Potatoe]

Another word for penis. Sounds like spandex which stretches. Sounds like Spaniard which is a foreigner entering the country. Likes to wear [sweater]s and has [chew toys].

[Oralee]

The name for a person who has been rejected more times than anyone on the planet.

[Sommer]

Known for its kind-hearted nature, the spaniel is a small breed of dog.

[Tina]

A dog of a breed with a long silky coat and drooping ears.

[Oralee]

a type of dog with long hair and long ears that hang down