Stapled

[Julian]

to get inebriated to such a large degree that one loses [all motor] and speech skills. One common side affect of getting [stapled] is inventing a completely new personality, which is often obsessed with college football games and the days on which they are played. Getting stapled is often a result of playing team-based drinking games which may cause skull fractures that require staples to heal.
Place of Origin: [West Palm Beach], Florida

[Michiko]

past simple and past participle of staple