Stadia

[Sonia]

[stadia] is a common genital disease, the gene is carried by the male and if he has intercourse with a vulnerable female she may catch the disease,
symptoms include herpes, abnormal discolouration, cramps, uncontrollable singular muscle relaxtaion (commonly the left [labi]), uncontrollable spasms emmitin a foul odours, weekly convulsions expelling a mixture of puss and vaginal fluids,
there is no known cure however abdominal massages are believed to relieve the pain, may cause [fanny farts]

[Sonia]

plural of stadium