Sperms

[Little_Girl]

n. pluralization of sperm that acknowledges the proper respect and appreciation for the unique individuality and courageous fortitude of each little swimmer

[Tina]

The stuff I find in my jammies in the morning that tastes like mushrooms. [Note: Traditionally the noun sperm is one of many English nouns that does not take the pluralizing s, serving as both the singular and plural form (not unlike goose, moose, and p***s). Recently however, several prominent sperm doctors, policy analysts, and kindergartners have begun experimenting with the more commonsensical--though admittedly jarring--sperms (See William Safires Whoppers Junior and Sperms Whale for a more thorough discussion). One lexicographer has noted, as a recent variant of the ubiquitous Kilroy was here graffito, the emergence of Kilroys sperms was here. Debate has sprung up in certain circles whether the singular verb here is a deliberate, if cheeky, attempt by urban wordsmiths to keep the state of the language in play as an ironic gesture of postmodern insouciance regarding the moribund strictures of prescriptive grammar, and as a Nietzschean celebration of linguistic, and therefore metaphysical, uncertainty, or whether its simply a mistake.]

[Mark Zuckerberg]

a sex cell produced by a man or male animal: