• In the game of croquet, to drive away an opponent's ball, afterputting one's own in contact with it, by striking one's own ball withthe mallet.


    Croquet meaning & definition 1 of Croquet.


  • possibly the most kick-ass game ever created. If you do not agree, then you are wrong.

    Croquet meaning & definition 2 of Croquet.


  • An excuse for college students to dress preppy and drink beer.

    Croquet meaning & definition 3 of Croquet.


  • The act of two guys scissoring. Namely due to the sheer number of balls and mallets involved, and how getting one of your balls into the hairy hoop (ass) counts as a score.

    Croquet meaning & definition 4 of Croquet.


  • A term used to describe several people engaged in oral sex; i.e. one female going down on a number of males in one location.

    Croquet meaning & definition 5 of Croquet.


  • Once played by hardy youngsters to prove who could sustain such a terribly dull pastime longer than the other as part of some sort of sick competition. Now played by ill-knowledged persons who know nothing of real sports. The height of croquet came about around the end of the 19th century but died soon after it was banned from the Olympics for being so horrendously boring and stupid. Vestiges of this game are commonly found hidden under a bunch of crap in the corner of your grandpa's garage or a hundred feet deep within a landfill.

    Croquet meaning & definition 6 of Croquet.


  • Croquet in Croquet. Croquet is played between two or four players, who aim to score points by striking the balls with a mallet through a course of hoops and against a center peg. The winning team is the one that finishes the course first with both balls, or that scores the most points in an agreed period.

    Croquet meaning & definition 7 of Croquet.


  • A game played on a lawn, in which colored wooden balls are driven through a series of wickets by means of mallets.

    Croquet meaning & definition 8 of Croquet.

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