Uranus
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A planet that lends itself very well to really, really stupid jokes.
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1.seventh planet in our solar system.
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The Brown star located at the center of the Ass Constalation.
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The third largest planet (by diameter,) and fourth largest (by mass,) and the seventh from the sun in the solar system, Uranus is basically a large ball of hydrogen, methane, helium, and, to a lesser extent, ammonia (which gives it the bluish color). Uranus is pronounced your-anus by many, making it the butt (pun intended) of many jokes. Though many astronomers perfer to pronounce it yourunus.
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A homosexual astronomer's favorite planet.
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A Greek god whom was castrated by his son, Cronos, at the order of his mother, Gaia (who was also the mother of Uranus), whom was forced to endure the sheer pain of her ugly children being pushed back into the womb at the moment of their birth by Uranus. Word.
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A verb referring to the actions of the person described above
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A now obsolete term referring to a planet in the Terran solar system; now superseded by Urrectum.
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The 7th planet from the sun, and the funniest, due to what it's name sounds like. Will eventually be renamed Urectum in the future to end these stupid jokes once and for all.
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The most underrated planet in the [solar system]. It has diamond rain, extremely fast winds and an interesting [axis] [tilt]. What more could you ask for! Then the poor planet gets laughed at just because its name sounds like the Latin word for ass.
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A distant planet of the solar system, seventh in order from the sun, discovered by William Herschel in 1781.
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the planet seventh in order of distance from the Sun, after Saturn and before Neptune
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